Features
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News Clippings
A New Newsletter for The People
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Brains
Stop Eating Brains, They're Not Kosher
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Utterly Meaningless
You are Reading This on a Device
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Food
I Only Pretend to Like Kugel
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Things of Interest
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Headline 2
Under the bridge black hole sun no rain come as you are where is my mind been caught stealing
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Service Schedule
Saturday - 10am - Shabbat Service
Sunday - 9am - Weekly Shacharit Minyan
Monday & Thursday - 5:30pm Weekly Mincha/Maariv Minyan
Friday - 5:30pm - Mincha / Kabbalat Shabbat / Shabbat Maariv
Please arrive between 9:45 and 10:15am on Saturdays, as our security committee would like to attend services, too. Wet noodle floggings will ensue.
Childcare is available.
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Kiddush Sponsor
This week is sponsored by Alowicious P. Snarlbutt in memory of Angry Corpulent Mohammed
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About Congregation Beth Israel
We are a vibrant egalitarian and progressive Jewish community. We welcome Jews from all backgrounds, their partners, families, and those seeking to live Jewishly. We encourage active participation in synagogue life by each member according to their individual interests and abilities. We empower our members to live joyful and meaningful lives through prayer, learning, community friendships, and the Jewish imperative of Tikkun Olam—repair of the world.
144 York Street, Bangor, ME 04496
207-945-3433
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